Welcome to www.fknbusy.com – the home of people who have better things to do than read boring legal crap. But, the lawyers say we have to do this, so here it is: the no-BS, slightly cheeky version.
1. What We Collect (AKA: Not Your Life Story) We’re not stalkers. If you give us info, it’s because you typed it into a form or signed up for something. That could be: •Your name, email, or whatever you were brave enough to share. •Some basic “who’s visiting” data from cookies and analytics so we know if our site is killing it or collecting dust.
2. How We Use It (Spoiler: Not For Evil) We’re not in the business of selling your details to shady dudes with trench coats. We’ll only use your info to: •Reply to you (because we’re polite like that). •Make the site better so you stick around longer than 3 seconds. •Send you stuff you actually asked for — no spammy “win a free iPad” crap.
3. Who We Share It With (Basically No One) We keep your info locked up tighter than your Netflix password. We’ll only share if: •The law tells us to (boring). •Our tech helpers need it to keep the site from exploding. •You say “sure, go ahead” (which would be weird, but hey).............. follow on for more of this legal stuff